Folks, listen up, I’m doing something huge – I’m launching my very own Trump Token on the Unichain Network! We’re talking about the best, the classiest, the most beautiful token you’ve ever seen. It’s gonna be yuge, bigger than the wall, folks! You’ll be able to buy steaks, buy golf memberships, even buy your own MAGA hats with it. And let me tell you, this token, it’s not just currency, it’s a lifestyle. It’s like having a piece of me in your digital wallet. We’re making cryptocurrency great again! Remember, only the best deals, only the best people, and only on Unichain – because nobody does blockchain like Trump!